> >WHAT IS MARRIAGE???
> >
> >1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
> >
> >2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
> >institution for the blind.
> >
> >3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
> >Degree and the woman gets her masters.
> >
> >4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
> >suffering.
> >
> >5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first
> >year of
> >
> >marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,
> >the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both
> >speak and
> >the NEIGHBOR listens.
> >
> >6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
> >friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other
> >person has, you
> >wish
> >you had ordered that instead.
> >
> >7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
> >found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
> >sleep and found himself divorced.
> >
> >8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
> >gives and the wife takes.
> >
> >9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't
> >know son,I'm still paying for it.
> >
> >10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't
> >know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere,
> >son, EVERYWHERE!
> >
> >11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
> >
> >12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,it
> >is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
> >
> >13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
> >10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
> >
> >14. There was this lover who said that he would go through h*ll for
> >her. They got married, and now he is going through H*LL.
> >
> >15. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm soon have arms in
> >woman's sink.
> >
> >16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
> >let him keep her.
> >
> >17. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in
> >Europe.
> >
> >18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They
> >just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
> >
> >19. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts
> >when they try to decide which one.
> >
> >20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the
> >marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
> >
> >21. I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was
> >Always.
> >
> >22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it
> >only seems longer.
> >
> >23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
> >A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL
> >HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT
> >HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
> >
> >25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if
> >you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
> >
> >26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU
> >WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM.
> >I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
> >
> >27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
> >
> >28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
> >still ends up with the same boss.
> >
> >29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he
> >received a hundred letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN
> >HAVE MINE.
> >
> >30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
> >sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is